Ihadadreamwherecatsanddogshadsuddenlyevolvedtohavetheabilitytoverballycommunicatewithhumans.IwasstruckwithagreatfeelingofaweandexcitementasIbegantotalktoacat.AtthesametimeInowfeltapprehensiveaboutstrokingitandawkwardevenwhengivenpermissiontodosobythecatinquestion.ThenIwokeup.

IhadadreamwhereIwasaBladeRunner.ItwasdarkoutsideandrainingandIfeellikeitwasveryearlymorning.IwasdrivingmyspinnerhomeandparkedacrosstheroadfrommyhousewhenIarrived.MyshiftwasoverandIhadtherestofthedayoff.Ispoketomybossbrieflyovervideocallandthengrabbedsomepapersfromtheglovebox.AthomeIwassittingatmydiningtablewonderingwhatIwoulddowithmydayoffwhenInoticedsomegrimeonthetable.Igotsometissuetowipeitwithbutitwaspersistentandwouldn'tcomeoff,soIwenttothekitchenandgotadampclothtocleanit.AsIbegantowipewiththeclothIwokeup.

IhadadreamwhereIwasinalongcorridorwithopenofficeunitsoneitherside.ForsomereasonIrealisedIwasdreamingandbeganturning180degreesrepeatedly.EachtimeIdid,thecorridordetailswouldbedifferenttothelasttimeIwasfacingthatdirection.Icontinueddoingthisuntiltherewerestairsattheendofthecorridor.IwalkedupthestairsandthenIwokeup.

IhadadreamwheretheEarthwasfinishedandIwasleavingforeveronaspaceship.Itwasaone‑manshipandIwasthelastpersonleaving.AsIflewfartherandfartheraway,IlookedbackattheEarthandfeltagreatsenseofsadnessandloss.ThenIwokeup.

IhadadreamwhereitwasacoldmorningandIwashangingoutatajunctioninasuburbanareawithVinnieJones.Wespottedawhitevanpullupdiagonallyacrossthestreet.MeninwhitelabcoatsthenbeganwheelingsomeunconsciousX‑Menoutofthevanandintothehouse.Welookedateachotherandranovertorescuethem.Webeganfightingwiththemeninwhitelabcoatsandwerewinning.OneofthemranintothehouseandVinnieshoutedatmetonotlethimgetaway.Iranintothehouseandchasedhimthroughthekitchenandoutthebackdoor.ThenIwokeup.

IhadadreamwhereIwasabletophasethroughsolidobjectsandfly.Iwasinahousewithbigslidingglassdoorsinthelivingroomthatledoutback.Iphasedthroughthemfeltastrongtinglingfeelingineveryfibreofmybodythatwasintersectingwiththeglassdoors.Afterphasingthroughtheglass,Iturnedrightandrandownthepathwaybehindthehouse,jumpedintotheairandbeganflying.ItwasasunnydayandbeforeIknewitIwasflyingaroundskyscrapersinabigcity(probablyHongKong).Itwasbreathtaking!ThenIwokeup.

WhenIwasachildIhadadreamthattherewassomekindoffirestarting.Ibeganspittingatthefiretoputitout.IawokewithspitlandingonmyfaceasIwasphysicallyspittinginmysleep.

Ihadadreamwhereagoodfriendofmine,whoIhadfirstmetatuniversity,andmyselfhadoncebeensuperheroesbutwereretired.Inthedreamwewereattheopticiansgettingoureyestestedandchoosingnewspectacles.Myfriendchosearatherlargepairthatwereslightlywiderthanherhead.SheaskedmyopinionandIwasabouttoanswerwhenIwokeup.

IhadadreamwhereIwasplayingaNinjaGaidenBlackstyleStarWarsvideogameinwhichIwascontrollingafullpoweredJediKnightLukeSkywalkerinasnowstage.IwassurroundedbystormtroopersandbeingshotatbyatoweringAT‑ATwalker.IwasdeflectingblasterfirefromalldirectionsandjumpeduptowardstheAT‑ATperforminganupwardslashfollowedbymulti‑hitcombosonit'sheadbeforegoingintoadivingslashfinisherthatdestroyedit'shead.JustasIlandedIhittheUTattackbuttonreleasingapowerfulUltimateTechniquethatinvolvedLukethrowinghislightsaberinacirculararcaroundhimwiththecamerafollowingthelightsaberasitspuncontinuously,cuttingdownmultiplestormtroopersaroundhimbeforereturningtohishand.ThenIwokeupandfeltagreatsorrowthatthisgamedidn'tactuallyexist.

IhadadreamwhereIhadlargeangel‑likewingsandwaslearninghowtoflywiththem.Thesensationofusingwingstoflywaskindoflikedoingthebreaststrokebutwitheachstrokehavingfarmorepowerfulpropulsion.JustasImasteredlandingverticallyonmyfeetIwokeup.

Ihadadreamwhere,withtwoofmyclosestfriends,weweredoingsomekindofcriminaldeal.Wewerearmedandwerereadyforadoublecross.Oneofmyfriend'shadagunandbegantodrawwhenitwasapparentthatwewerebeingambushed.However,beforehecouldfireashothewasshotintheheadanddiedinstantly.ThenmyfriendandIbothmetgruesomedeaths.HewasbeingcarvedintodiagonallywithachainsawandIwasabouttogetadrillthroughmyheart.Irememberthinking"Isthisit?!Isthisit?!"asIwasabouttodie.ThenIwokeup.

IhadadreamwhereIneededtourinatereallybadlyandthereweredemonstryingtokillorpossessus.TherewasacentralareathatIkeptreturningtothatwasprotectedfromthedemonsbutthetoiletareaswerealloutsideofthissafezone.EverytimeIfoundatoiletorplacewhereIcouldrelievemyselfdiscreetlyIwouldhearorfeeldemonicpresencesquicklyapproachingbeforeIcouldbegin.EventuallyIwokeup,badlyneedingtotakealeak.

IhadadreamwhereIwasonmywayintothecityandpassedthroughahorseracingstadiumwhereIbumpedintoanoldfriendfromuniversity.AsfarasIcantellshewasnotarealpersonandonlyexistedinthisdream.Sheintroducedmetoherfatherbeforebeingpulledawaytomingle.Ispokewithherfatherforashorttimebeforekillinghimandstuffinghisbodydownsomefoldingcinemastyleseats.IthenleftandcheckedintomyhotelwhereImurderedanotherperson,cutthemintopiecesandsewedthemintobybedcovers.ThenIhadapartyinmyroomandwassittingonthebedtalkingtoawomanwhoIwasworriedwoulddiscoverthebodypartssewnintothebedcovers.AsIwascheckingoutofthehotelIlearnedthattheroomwasscheduledtobecleanedandrushedbacktotheroom.Isuccessfullyinterceptedthecleanerandconvincedthemtocomebacklater.OnthewayoutofthecityIagainpassedthroughthehorseracingstadiumandsawmyfriendfromuniversityagain.Sheintroducedmetohersisterandwebegantalkingbutthentherewassomecommotionasthefather'sbodywasdiscovered.WhiletheyweredistractedIslippedawayandstartedrunning.ThenIwokeup.

IoncehadadreamwhereIwasTheDoctor.IwasintheTARDISandthenIgotmyselfinaspotofbotherbutjustasIwasabouttobekilledIrememberedthatI'dbeenherebeforeandhadhiddenadevicethatwouldsavemeintherubble.AfterwardsItriedtorememberwhenIhadtraveledtothisplaceandhiddenthedevicebutcouldn'tandonlyvaguelyknewthatithadhappenedatsomepoint.IthenrealisedthatitwasbecauseIhadn'tdoneityetsoIgotintheTARDIS,wentbackintimeandhidthedeviceintherubble.ThenIwokeup.

IhadadreamwhereIwasacaucasianmildmanneredcolleagueofminenamedDanandinthedreamIwasrunningforpresidentofAustralia.InreallifeIknewthatAustraliahadaprimeministerandtheheadofstatewasQueenElizabethII.Dreamlogic,gofigure.IwassoignorantandnaiveinthedreamthatIcouldn'tunderstandwhypeoplewerenowouttogetmeandwhythepresswassocutthroat.IhadaTVinterviewthatsuddenlyturnedveryhostileandIcouldn'tunderstandwhytheywerebeingsohorrible.ThenIwokeup.

IhadadreamwhereIwasbeingstalkedbyghostsinanolddilapidatedbuilding.Iwasbeingchasedupastaircaseanditwasallveryscary,untilonalanding,Ifoundashelfwithaboxofoldbottlecaps.Inthisdream,forsomereason,Iknewthatbottlecapsweredeadlytoghosts.Igrabbedtheboxandcontinuedupthestairs.AghostsuddenlymaterialisedatthetopofthestaircaseandIquicklythrewabottlecapatitanddestroyedit.Ican'tremembermuchelseafterthatbutIknowthatnotlongafter,Iwokeup

Ihadadreamwherecatsanddogshadsuddenlyevolvedtohavetheabilitytoverballycommunicatewithhumans.IwasstruckwithagreatfeelingofaweandexcitementasIbegantotalktoacat.AtthesametimeInowfeltapprehensiveaboutstrokingitandawkwardevenwhengivenpermissiontodosobythecatinquestion.ThenIwokeup.

IhadadreamwhereIwasaBladeRunner.ItwasdarkoutsideandrainingandIfeellikeitwasveryearlymorning.IwasdrivingmyspinnerhomeandparkedacrosstheroadfrommyhousewhenIarrived.MyshiftwasoverandIhadtherestofthedayoff.Ispoketomybossbrieflyovervideocallandthengrabbedsomepapersfromtheglovebox.AthomeIwassittingatmydiningtablewonderingwhatIwoulddowithmydayoffwhenInoticedsomegrimeonthetable.Igotsometissuetowipeitwithbutitwaspersistentandwouldn'tcomeoff,soIwenttothekitchenandgotadampclothtocleanit.AsIbegantowipewiththeclothIwokeup.

IhadadreamwhereIwasinalongcorridorwithopenofficeunitsoneitherside.ForsomereasonIrealisedIwasdreamingandbeganturning180degreesrepeatedly.EachtimeIdid,thecorridordetailswouldbedifferenttothelasttimeIwasfacingthatdirection.Icontinueddoingthisuntiltherewerestairsattheendofthecorridor.IwalkedupthestairsandthenIwokeup.

IhadadreamwheretheEarthwasfinishedandIwasleavingforeveronaspaceship.Itwasaone‑manshipandIwasthelastpersonleaving.AsIflewfartherandfartheraway,IlookedbackattheEarthandfeltagreatsenseofsadnessandloss.ThenIwokeup.

IhadadreamwhereitwasacoldmorningandIwashangingoutatajunctioninasuburbanareawithVinnieJones.Wespottedawhitevanpullupdiagonallyacrossthestreet.MeninwhitelabcoatsthenbeganwheelingsomeunconsciousX‑Menoutofthevanandintothehouse.Welookedateachotherandranovertorescuethem.Webeganfightingwiththemeninwhitelabcoatsandwerewinning.OneofthemranintothehouseandVinnieshoutedatmetonotlethimgetaway.Iranintothehouseandchasedhimthroughthekitchenandoutthebackdoor.ThenIwokeup.

IhadadreamwhereIwasabletophasethroughsolidobjectsandfly.Iwasinahousewithbigslidingglassdoorsinthelivingroomthatledoutback.Iphasedthroughthemfeltastrongtinglingfeelingineveryfibreofmybodythatwasintersectingwiththeglassdoors.Afterphasingthroughtheglass,Iturnedrightandrandownthepathwaybehindthehouse,jumpedintotheairandbeganflying.ItwasasunnydayandbeforeIknewitIwasflyingaroundskyscrapersinabigcity(probablyHongKong).Itwasbreathtaking!ThenIwokeup.

WhenIwasachildIhadadreamthattherewassomekindoffirestarting.Ibeganspittingatthefiretoputitout.IawokewithspitlandingonmyfaceasIwasphysicallyspittinginmysleep.

Ihadadreamwhereagoodfriendofmine,whoIhadfirstmetatuniversity,andmyselfhadoncebeensuperheroesbutwereretired.Inthedreamwewereattheopticiansgettingoureyestestedandchoosingnewspectacles.Myfriendchosearatherlargepairthatwereslightlywiderthanherhead.SheaskedmyopinionandIwasabouttoanswerwhenIwokeup.

IhadadreamwhereIwasplayingaNinjaGaidenBlackstyleStarWarsvideogameinwhichIwascontrollingafullpoweredJediKnightLukeSkywalkerinasnowstage.IwassurroundedbystormtroopersandbeingshotatbyatoweringAT‑ATwalker.IwasdeflectingblasterfirefromalldirectionsandjumpeduptowardstheAT‑ATperforminganupwardslashfollowedbymulti‑hitcombosonit'sheadbeforegoingintoadivingslashfinisherthatdestroyedit'shead.JustasIlandedIhittheUTattackbuttonreleasingapowerfulUltimateTechniquethatinvolvedLukethrowinghislightsaberinacirculararcaroundhimwiththecamerafollowingthelightsaberasitspuncontinuously,cuttingdownmultiplestormtroopersaroundhimbeforereturningtohishand.ThenIwokeupandfeltagreatsorrowthatthisgamedidn'tactuallyexist.

IhadadreamwhereIhadlargeangel‑likewingsandwaslearninghowtoflywiththem.Thesensationofusingwingstoflywaskindoflikedoingthebreaststrokebutwitheachstrokehavingfarmorepowerfulpropulsion.JustasImasteredlandingverticallyonmyfeetIwokeup.

Ihadadreamwhere,withtwoofmyclosestfriends,weweredoingsomekindofcriminaldeal.Wewerearmedandwerereadyforadoublecross.Oneofmyfriend'shadagunandbegantodrawwhenitwasapparentthatwewerebeingambushed.However,beforehecouldfireashothewasshotintheheadanddiedinstantly.ThenmyfriendandIbothmetgruesomedeaths.HewasbeingcarvedintodiagonallywithachainsawandIwasabouttogetadrillthroughmyheart.Irememberthinking"Isthisit?!Isthisit?!"asIwasabouttodie.ThenIwokeup.

IhadadreamwhereIneededtourinatereallybadlyandthereweredemonstryingtokillorpossessus.TherewasacentralareathatIkeptreturningtothatwasprotectedfromthedemonsbutthetoiletareaswerealloutsideofthissafezone.EverytimeIfoundatoiletorplacewhereIcouldrelievemyselfdiscreetlyIwouldhearorfeeldemonicpresencesquicklyapproachingbeforeIcouldbegin.EventuallyIwokeup,badlyneedingtotakealeak.

IhadadreamwhereIwasonmywayintothecityandpassedthroughahorseracingstadiumwhereIbumpedintoanoldfriendfromuniversity.AsfarasIcantellshewasnotarealpersonandonlyexistedinthisdream.Sheintroducedmetoherfatherbeforebeingpulledawaytomingle.Ispokewithherfatherforashorttimebeforekillinghimandstuffinghisbodydownsomefoldingcinemastyleseats.IthenleftandcheckedintomyhotelwhereImurderedanotherperson,cutthemintopiecesandsewedthemintobybedcovers.ThenIhadapartyinmyroomandwassittingonthebedtalkingtoawomanwhoIwasworriedwoulddiscoverthebodypartssewnintothebedcovers.AsIwascheckingoutofthehotelIlearnedthattheroomwasscheduledtobecleanedandrushedbacktotheroom.Isuccessfullyinterceptedthecleanerandconvincedthemtocomebacklater.OnthewayoutofthecityIagainpassedthroughthehorseracingstadiumandsawmyfriendfromuniversityagain.Sheintroducedmetohersisterandwebegantalkingbutthentherewassomecommotionasthefather'sbodywasdiscovered.WhiletheyweredistractedIslippedawayandstartedrunning.ThenIwokeup.

IoncehadadreamwhereIwasTheDoctor.IwasintheTARDISandthenIgotmyselfinaspotofbotherbutjustasIwasabouttobekilledIrememberedthatI'dbeenherebeforeandhadhiddenadevicethatwouldsavemeintherubble.AfterwardsItriedtorememberwhenIhadtraveledtothisplaceandhiddenthedevicebutcouldn'tandonlyvaguelyknewthatithadhappenedatsomepoint.IthenrealisedthatitwasbecauseIhadn'tdoneityetsoIgotintheTARDIS,wentbackintimeandhidthedeviceintherubble.ThenIwokeup.

IhadadreamwhereIwasacaucasianmildmanneredcolleagueofminenamedDanandinthedreamIwasrunningforpresidentofAustralia.InreallifeIknewthatAustraliahadaprimeministerandtheheadofstatewasQueenElizabethII.Dreamlogic,gofigure.IwassoignorantandnaiveinthedreamthatIcouldn'tunderstandwhypeoplewerenowouttogetmeandwhythepresswassocutthroat.IhadaTVinterviewthatsuddenlyturnedveryhostileandIcouldn'tunderstandwhytheywerebeingsohorrible.ThenIwokeup.

IhadadreamwhereIwasbeingstalkedbyghostsinanolddilapidatedbuilding.Iwasbeingchasedupastaircaseanditwasallveryscary,untilonalanding,Ifoundashelfwithaboxofoldbottlecaps.Inthisdream,forsomereason,Iknewthatbottlecapsweredeadlytoghosts.Igrabbedtheboxandcontinuedupthestairs.AghostsuddenlymaterialisedatthetopofthestaircaseandIquicklythrewabottlecapatitanddestroyedit.Ican'tremembermuchelseafterthatbutIknowthatnotlongafter,Iwokeup

IhadadreamthatadobermantypedogwastryingtobitemeandtopreventthisIwasholdingit'smouthopenwithmyhandsbutIwasgettingtired,soItookit'sjawsoutofit'smouthandputtheminmine.Thisworkedforawhilebutthentheystartedbitingintomyfacefromtheinside,breakingtheskin.Iwasinapublicbuildingandwenttotherestroomtoseewhatthedamagewas.ThenIrememberedthattheskinithadbittenthroughwasn'tactuallymyskinasIwaswearingsomeoneelse'sskinasadisguise.IbegantoripitoffandthenIwokeup.

IhadadreamwhereIwasinalongcorridorwithopenofficeunitsoneitherside.ForsomereasonIrealisedIwasdreamingandbeganturning180degreesrepeatedly.EachtimeIdid,thecorridordetailswouldbedifferenttothelasttimeIwasfacingthatdirection.Icontinueddoingthisuntiltherewerestairsattheendofthecorridor.IwalkedupthestairsandthenIwokeup.

IhadadreamwheretheEarthwasfinishedandIwasleavingforeveronaspaceship.Itwasaone‑manshipandIwasthelastpersonleaving.AsIflewfartherandfartheraway,IlookedbackattheEarthandfeltagreatsenseofsadnessandloss.ThenIwokeup.

IhadadreamwhereIwasabletophasethroughsolidobjectsandfly.Iwasinahousewithbigslidingglassdoorsinthelivingroomthatledoutback.Iphasedthroughthemfeltastrongtinglingfeelingineveryfibreofmybodythatwasintersectingwiththeglassdoors.Afterphasingthroughtheglass,Iturnedrightandrandownthepathwaybehindthehouse,jumpedintotheairandbeganflying.ItwasasunnydayandbeforeIknewitIwasflyingaroundskyscrapersinabigcity(probablyHongKong).Itwasbreathtaking!ThenIwokeup.

Ihadadreamwhereagoodfriendofmine,whoIhadfirstmetatuniversity,andmyselfhadoncebeensuperheroesbutwereretired.Inthedreamwewereattheopticiansgettingoureyestestedandchoosingnewspectacles.Myfriendchosearatherlargepairthatwereslightlywiderthanherhead.SheaskedmyopinionandIwasabouttoanswerwhenIwokeup.

IhadadreamwhereIneededtourinatereallybadlyandthereweredemonstryingtokillorpossessus.TherewasacentralareathatIkeptreturningtothatwasprotectedfromthedemonsbutthetoiletareaswerealloutsideofthissafezone.EverytimeIfoundatoiletorplacewhereIcouldrelievemyselfdiscreetlyIwouldhearorfeeldemonicpresencesquicklyapproachingbeforeIcouldbegin.EventuallyIwokeup,badlyneedingtotakealeak.

WhenIwasachildIhadadreamthattherewassomekindoffirestarting.Ibeganspittingatthefiretoputitout.IawokewithspitlandingonmyfaceasIwasphysicallyspittinginmysleep.

Ihadadreamthatmyuncleandaunt(bothdeceased)werevisitingfordinner.Myunclehadbeenverystronglyopposedtodruguseinanyway,shapeorform.TheywereduetoarriveatanymomentandIhadlittlewrapsofcokeallovertheplace.Iwentaroundtheflatfranticallypickingthemupandhidingthemaway.IwassureI'dgottenthemallwhentheyarrived.WesatatasmalltableandweretalkingwhenInoticedthattherewasawraponthetableinmyuncle'slineofsight.Hehadn'tnoticedityetandsowhilehewastalkingIslowlyinchedmyhandacrossthetabletowardsthewrapwithmyeyesflittingbetweenhimandthewrap.Idon'tremembermuchoftherestofthedream.IthinkIwassuccessfulingettingthatlastwrapunnoticedandthatshortlyafterwards,Iwokeup.

IhadadreamthatadobermantypedogwastryingtobitemeandtopreventthisIwasholdingit'smouthopenwithmyhandsbutIwasgettingtired,soItookit'sjawsoutofit'smouthandputtheminmine.Thisworkedforawhilebutthentheystartedbitingintomyfacefromtheinside,breakingtheskin.Iwasinapublicbuildingandwenttotherestroomtoseewhatthedamagewas.ThenIrememberedthattheskinithadbittenthroughwasn'tactuallymyskinasIwaswearingsomeoneelse'sskinasadisguise.IbegantoripitoffandthenIwokeup.

IhadadreamwhereIwasinalongcorridorwithopenofficeunitsoneitherside.ForsomereasonIrealisedIwasdreamingandbeganturning180degreesrepeatedly.EachtimeIdid,thecorridordetailswouldbedifferenttothelasttimeIwasfacingthatdirection.Icontinueddoingthisuntiltherewerestairsattheendofthecorridor.IwalkedupthestairsandthenIwokeup.

IhadadreamwhereIwasanAfricanAmericangangster.Weweren'tstreetthugsbutrealcrimefamilytypegangsters.Idon'tremembertoomuchaboutthedreambutmybosslookedlikeDelroyLindoandeveryonewasverywelldressed.

IhadadreamwhereIwasabletophasethroughsolidobjectsandfly.Iwasinahousewithbigslidingglassdoorsinthelivingroomthatledoutback.Iphasedthroughthemfeltastrongtinglingfeelingineveryfibreofmybodythatwasintersectingwiththeglassdoors.Afterphasingthroughtheglass,Iturnedrightandrandownthepathwaybehindthehouse,jumpedintotheairandbeganflying.ItwasasunnydayandbeforeIknewitIwasflyingaroundskyscrapersinabigcity(probablyHongKong).Itwasbreathtaking!ThenIwokeup.

Ihadadreamwhereagoodfriendofmine,whoIhadfirstmetatuniversity,andmyselfhadoncebeensuperheroesbutwereretired.Inthedreamwewereattheopticiansgettingoureyestestedandchoosingnewspectacles.Myfriendchosearatherlargepairthatwereslightlywiderthanherhead.SheaskedmyopinionandIwasabouttoanswerwhenIwokeup.

IhadadreamwhereIneededtourinatereallybadlyandthereweredemonstryingtokillorpossessus.TherewasacentralareathatIkeptreturningtothatwasprotectedfromthedemonsbutthetoiletareaswerealloutsideofthissafezone.EverytimeIfoundatoiletorplacewhereIcouldrelievemyselfdiscreetlyIwouldhearorfeeldemonicpresencesquicklyapproachingbeforeIcouldbegin.EventuallyIwokeup,badlyneedingtotakealeak.

WhenIwasachildIhadadreamthattherewassomekindoffirestarting.Ibeganspittingatthefiretoputitout.IawokewithspitlandingonmyfaceasIwasphysicallyspittinginmysleep.

IhadadreamthatIwasinvestigatingacrimeinVictoriantimes.WewereonarooftopandtherichandpowerfulbadmanhadmeoverabarrelandIhadtoinjectmyselfintheneckwithapoisonthatwoulddisruptmyabilitytobreathleadingtodeathorawomanthatwashelpingmeinmyinvestigationwouldsufferterribleconsequences.SoIinjectedthepoisonandwentdownstairstodie.Forsomereasonmymumwasthere.Anyway,asmybreathingbegantogetdifficultIwonderedwhatalternaterealityIwouldwakeupinafterIdiebutthenrealisedthiswasn'tadreamandIwoulddieforreal.Iwasalreadyscaredandthisrealisationthatitwasreallytheendsaddenedme.ThenIpulledalongsolidcylindricalbogeyoutofmynose.Ihadmanagedtoconcentratemostofthepoisonintothebogeyandwouldsurvive.IthenrealisedthatinordertohavedonethatImustactuallybedreamingandfeltgreatrelief.ThenIwokeup.

IhadadreamthatadobermantypedogwastryingtobitemeandtopreventthisIwasholdingit'smouthopenwithmyhandsbutIwasgettingtired,soItookit'sjawsoutofit'smouthandputtheminmine.Thisworkedforawhilebutthentheystartedbitingintomyfacefromtheinside,breakingtheskin.Iwasinapublicbuildingandwenttotherestroomtoseewhatthedamagewas.ThenIrememberedthattheskinithadbittenthroughwasn'tactuallymyskinasIwaswearingsomeoneelse'sskinasadisguise.IbegantoripitoffandthenIwokeup.

IhadadreamwhereIwasinalongcorridorwithopenofficeunitsoneitherside.ForsomereasonIrealisedIwasdreamingandbeganturning180degreesrepeatedly.EachtimeIdid,thecorridordetailswouldbedifferenttothelasttimeIwasfacingthatdirection.Icontinueddoingthisuntiltherewerestairsattheendofthecorridor.IwalkedupthestairsandthenIwokeup.

WhenIwasachildIhadadreamthattherewassomekindoffirestarting.Ibeganspittingatthefiretoputitout.IawokewithspitlandingonmyfaceasIwasphysicallyspittinginmysleep.

IhadadreamthatIwasinvestigatingacrimeinVictoriantimes.WewereonarooftopandtherichandpowerfulbadmanhadmeoverabarrelandIhadtoinjectmyselfintheneckwithapoisonthatwoulddisruptmyabilitytobreathleadingtodeathorawomanthatwashelpingmeinmyinvestigationwouldsufferterribleconsequences.SoIinjectedthepoisonandwentdownstairstodie.Forsomereasonmymumwasthere.Anyway,asmybreathingbegantogetdifficultIwonderedwhatalternaterealityIwouldwakeupinafterIdiebutthenrealisedthiswasn'tadreamandIwoulddieforreal.Iwasalreadyscaredandthisrealisationthatitwasreallytheendsaddenedme.ThenIpulledalongsolidcylindricalbogeyoutofmynose.Ihadmanagedtoconcentratemostofthepoisonintothebogeyandwouldsurvive.IthenrealisedthatinordertohavedonethatImustactuallybedreamingandfeltgreatrelief.ThenIwokeup.

IhadadreamthatadobermantypedogwastryingtobitemeandtopreventthisIwasholdingit'smouthopenwithmyhandsbutIwasgettingtired,soItookit'sjawsoutofit'smouthandputtheminmine.Thisworkedforawhilebutthentheystartedbitingintomyfacefromtheinside,breakingtheskin.Iwasinapublicbuildingandwenttotherestroomtoseewhatthedamagewas.ThenIrememberedthattheskinithadbittenthroughwasn'tactuallymyskinasIwaswearingsomeoneelse'sskinasadisguise.IbegantoripitoffandthenIwokeup.

IhadadreamwhereIwasinalongcorridorwithopenofficeunitsoneitherside.ForsomereasonIrealisedIwasdreamingandbeganturning180degreesrepeatedly.EachtimeIdid,thecorridordetailswouldbedifferenttothelasttimeIwasfacingthatdirection.Icontinueddoingthisuntiltherewerestairsattheendofthecorridor.IwalkedupthestairsandthenIwokeup.

IhadadreamwheretheEarthwasfinishedandIwasleavingforeveronaspaceship.Itwasaone‑manshipandIwasthelastpersonleaving.AsIflewfartherandfartheraway,IlookedbackattheEarthandfeltagreatsenseofsadnessandloss.ThenIwokeup.

IhadadreamwhereIwasabletophasethroughsolidobjectsandfly.Iwasinahousewithbigslidingglassdoorsinthelivingroomthatledoutback.Iphasedthroughthemfeltastrongtinglingfeelingineveryfibreofmybodythatwasintersectingwiththeglassdoors.Afterphasingthroughtheglass,Iturnedrightandrandownthepathwaybehindthehouse,jumpedintotheairandbeganflying.ItwasasunnydayandbeforeIknewitIwasflyingaroundskyscrapersinabigcity(probablyHongKong).Itwasbreathtaking!ThenIwokeup.

Ihadadreamwhereagoodfriendofmine,whoIhadfirstmetatuniversity,andmyselfhadoncebeensuperheroesbutwereretired.Inthedreamwewereattheopticiansgettingoureyestestedandchoosingnewspectacles.Myfriendchosearatherlargepairthatwereslightlywiderthanherhead.SheaskedmyopinionandIwasabouttoanswerwhenIwokeup.

IhadadreamwhereIneededtourinatereallybadlyandthereweredemonstryingtokillorpossessus.TherewasacentralareathatIkeptreturningtothatwasprotectedfromthedemonsbutthetoiletareaswerealloutsideofthissafezone.EverytimeIfoundatoiletorplacewhereIcouldrelievemyselfdiscreetlyIwouldhearorfeeldemonicpresencesquicklyapproachingbeforeIcouldbegin.EventuallyIwokeup,badlyneedingtotakealeak.

WhenIwasachildIhadadreamthattherewassomekindoffirestarting.Ibeganspittingatthefiretoputitout.IawokewithspitlandingonmyfaceasIwasphysicallyspittinginmysleep.

Ihadadreamthatmyuncleandaunt(bothdeceased)werevisitingfordinner.Myunclehadbeenverystronglyopposedtodruguseinanyway,shapeorform.TheywereduetoarriveatanymomentandIhadlittlewrapsofcokeallovertheplace.Iwentaroundtheflatfranticallypickingthemupandhidingthemaway.IwassureI'dgottenthemallwhentheyarrived.WesatatasmalltableandweretalkingwhenInoticedthattherewasawraponthetableinmyuncle'slineofsight.Hehadn'tnoticedityetandsowhilehewastalkingIslowlyinchedmyhandacrossthetabletowardsthewrapwithmyeyesflittingbetweenhimandthewrap.Idon'tremembermuchoftherestofthedream.IthinkIwassuccessfulingettingthatlastwrapunnoticedandthatshortlyafterwards,Iwokeup.

IhadadreamthatadobermantypedogwastryingtobitemeandtopreventthisIwasholdingit'smouthopenwithmyhandsbutIwasgettingtired,soItookit'sjawsoutofit'smouthandputtheminmine.Thisworkedforawhilebutthentheystartedbitingintomyfacefromtheinside,breakingtheskin.Iwasinapublicbuildingandwenttotherestroomtoseewhatthedamagewas.ThenIrememberedthattheskinithadbittenthroughwasn'tactuallymyskinasIwaswearingsomeoneelse'sskinasadisguise.IbegantoripitoffandthenIwokeup.

IhadadreamwhereIwasinalongcorridorwithopenofficeunitsoneitherside.ForsomereasonIrealisedIwasdreamingandbeganturning180degreesrepeatedly.EachtimeIdid,thecorridordetailswouldbedifferenttothelasttimeIwasfacingthatdirection.Icontinueddoingthisuntiltherewerestairsattheendofthecorridor.IwalkedupthestairsandthenIwokeup.

IhadadreamwhereIwasanAfricanAmericangangster.Weweren'tstreetthugsbutrealcrimefamilytypegangsters.Idon'tremembertoomuchaboutthedreambutmybosslookedlikeDelroyLindoandeveryonewasverywelldressed.

IhadadreamwhereIwasabletophasethroughsolidobjectsandfly.Iwasinahousewithbigslidingglassdoorsinthelivingroomthatledoutback.Iphasedthroughthemfeltastrongtinglingfeelingineveryfibreofmybodythatwasintersectingwiththeglassdoors.Afterphasingthroughtheglass,Iturnedrightandrandownthepathwaybehindthehouse,jumpedintotheairandbeganflying.ItwasasunnydayandbeforeIknewitIwasflyingaroundskyscrapersinabigcity(probablyHongKong).Itwasbreathtaking!ThenIwokeup.

Ihadadreamwhereagoodfriendofmine,whoIhadfirstmetatuniversity,andmyselfhadoncebeensuperheroesbutwereretired.Inthedreamwewereattheopticiansgettingoureyestestedandchoosingnewspectacles.Myfriendchosearatherlargepairthatwereslightlywiderthanherhead.SheaskedmyopinionandIwasabouttoanswerwhenIwokeup.

IhadadreamwhereIneededtourinatereallybadlyandthereweredemonstryingtokillorpossessus.TherewasacentralareathatIkeptreturningtothatwasprotectedfromthedemonsbutthetoiletareaswerealloutsideofthissafezone.EverytimeIfoundatoiletorplacewhereIcouldrelievemyselfdiscreetlyIwouldhearorfeeldemonicpresencesquicklyapproachingbeforeIcouldbegin.EventuallyIwokeup,badlyneedingtotakealeak.

WhenIwasachildIhadadreamthattherewassomekindoffirestarting.Ibeganspittingatthefiretoputitout.IawokewithspitlandingonmyfaceasIwasphysicallyspittinginmysleep.

IhadadreamthatIwasinvestigatingacrimeinVictoriantimes.WewereonarooftopandtherichandpowerfulbadmanhadmeoverabarrelandIhadtoinjectmyselfintheneckwithapoisonthatwoulddisruptmyabilitytobreathleadingtodeathorawomanthatwashelpingmeinmyinvestigationwouldsufferterribleconsequences.SoIinjectedthepoisonandwentdownstairstodie.Forsomereasonmymumwasthere.Anyway,asmybreathingbegantogetdifficultIwonderedwhatalternaterealityIwouldwakeupinafterIdiebutthenrealisedthiswasn'tadreamandIwoulddieforreal.Iwasalreadyscaredandthisrealisationthatitwasreallytheendsaddenedme.ThenIpulledalongsolidcylindricalbogeyoutofmynose.Ihadmanagedtoconcentratemostofthepoisonintothebogeyandwouldsurvive.IthenrealisedthatinordertohavedonethatImustactuallybedreamingandfeltgreatrelief.ThenIwokeup.

IhadadreamthatadobermantypedogwastryingtobitemeandtopreventthisIwasholdingit'smouthopenwithmyhandsbutIwasgettingtired,soItookit'sjawsoutofit'smouthandputtheminmine.Thisworkedforawhilebutthentheystartedbitingintomyfacefromtheinside,breakingtheskin.Iwasinapublicbuildingandwenttotherestroomtoseewhatthedamagewas.ThenIrememberedthattheskinithadbittenthroughwasn'tactuallymyskinasIwaswearingsomeoneelse'sskinasadisguise.IbegantoripitoffandthenIwokeup.

IhadadreamwhereIwasinalongcorridorwithopenofficeunitsoneitherside.ForsomereasonIrealisedIwasdreamingandbeganturning180degreesrepeatedly.EachtimeIdid,thecorridordetailswouldbedifferenttothelasttimeIwasfacingthatdirection.Icontinueddoingthisuntiltherewerestairsattheendofthecorridor.IwalkedupthestairsandthenIwokeup.

WhenIwasachildIhadadreamthattherewassomekindoffirestarting.Ibeganspittingatthefiretoputitout.IawokewithspitlandingonmyfaceasIwasphysicallyspittinginmysleep.

Ihadadreamthatmyuncleandaunt(bothdeceased)werevisitingfordinner.Myunclehadbeenverystronglyopposedtodruguseinanyway,shapeorform.TheywereduetoarriveatanymomentandIhadlittlewrapsofcokeallovertheplace.Iwentaroundtheflatfranticallypickingthemupandhidingthemaway.IwassureI'dgottenthemallwhentheyarrived.WesatatasmalltableandweretalkingwhenInoticedthattherewasawraponthetableinmyuncle'slineofsight.Hehadn'tnoticedityetandsowhilehewastalkingIslowlyinchedmyhandacrossthetabletowardsthewrapwithmyeyesflittingbetweenhimandthewrap.Idon'tremembermuchoftherestofthedream.IthinkIwassuccessfulingettingthatlastwrapunnoticedandthatshortlyafterwards,Iwokeup.

Ihadadreamwherecatsanddogshadsuddenlyevolvedtohavetheabilitytoverballycommunicatewithhumans.IwasstruckwithagreatfeelingofaweandexcitementasIbegantotalktoacat.AtthesametimeInowfeltapprehensiveaboutstrokingitandawkwardevenwhengivenpermissiontodosobythecatinquestion.ThenIwokeup.

IhadadreamwhereIwasbeingstalkedbyghostsinanolddilapidatedbuilding.Iwasbeingchasedupastaircaseanditwasallveryscary,untilonalanding,Ifoundashelfwithaboxofoldbottlecaps.Inthisdream,forsomereason,Iknewthatbottlecapsweredeadlytoghosts.Igrabbedtheboxandcontinuedupthestairs.AghostsuddenlymaterialisedatthetopofthestaircaseandIquicklythrewabottlecapatitanddestroyedit.Ican'tremembermuchelseafterthatbutIknowthatnotlongafter,Iwokeup

IhadadreamwhereIwasattheAbcamofficewithmyteam,exceptthelayoutofthedeskswaslikeschoolwithrowsoftables.Ineededtotakeadumpsowenttothetoiletwhichhappenedtobeinthelobbybyaflightofstairs.Thelobbywasalongcorridorwithaglasswallandentranceleadingstraightontoabusyhighstreet.Thetoiletwasfacingtheentrance.AsIwassittingdowntakingcareofbusiness,myproductmanagercamedownthestairstalkingtosomeone.Iwaved,said"Hi!"andaskedifshewasgoingtolunch.Shewas.ThenshortyafterIwokeup.

IhadadreamwhereSupermanhadturnedevilandhadtakenovertheworld.I,alongwithsomefriends,wastryingtoorganisearesistanceagainsthim.Wecouldn'tmakeplansonEarthbecauseofhissuperhearingsoweflewintospacetotheJLAsatellitebecausesoundwouldn'ttravelthroughthevacuumofspace.Iwokeupbeforewegotthere.

IhadadreamwhereIwasplayingaNinjaGaidenBlackstyleStarWarsvideogameinwhichIwascontrollingafullpoweredJediKnightLukeSkywalkerinasnowstage.IwassurroundedbystormtroopersandbeingshotatbyatoweringAT‑ATwalker.IwasdeflectingblasterfirefromalldirectionsandjumpeduptowardstheAT‑ATperforminganupwardslashfollowedbymulti‑hitcombosonit'sheadbeforegoingintoadivingslashfinisherthatdestroyedit'shead.JustasIlandedIhittheUTattackbuttonreleasingapowerfulUltimateTechniquethatinvolvedLukethrowinghislightsaberinacirculararcaroundhimwiththecamerafollowingthelightsaberasitspuncontinuously,cuttingdownmultiplestormtroopersaroundhimbeforereturningtohishand.ThenIwokeupandfeltagreatsorrowthatthisgamedidn'tactuallyexist.

Ihadadreamwhere,withtwoofmyclosestfriends,weweredoingsomekindofcriminaldeal.Wewerearmedandwerereadyforadoublecross.Oneofmyfriend'shadagunandbegantodrawwhenitwasapparentthatwewerebeingambushed.However,beforehecouldfireashothewasshotintheheadanddiedinstantly.ThenmyfriendandIbothmetgruesomedeaths.HewasbeingcarvedintodiagonallywithachainsawandIwasabouttogetadrillthroughmyheart.Irememberthinking"Isthisit?!Isthisit?!"asIwasabouttodie.ThenIwokeup.

IhadadreamwhereIwasacaucasianmildmanneredcolleagueofminenamedDanandinthedreamIwasrunningforpresidentofAustralia.InreallifeIknewthatAustraliahadaprimeministerandtheheadofstatewasQueenElizabethII.Dreamlogic,gofigure.IwassoignorantandnaiveinthedreamthatIcouldn'tunderstandwhypeoplewerenowouttogetmeandwhythepresswassocutthroat.IhadaTVinterviewthatsuddenlyturnedveryhostileandIcouldn'tunderstandwhytheywerebeingsohorrible.ThenIwokeup.

IhadadreamthatIwasinthefrontcarriageofagiantflyingtrainonanalienplanet.Therewasn'tanythingparticularlyalienabouttheplanetbutinthedreamthat'swhatitwas.Thetraincabinwaslikearestaurantwithagiantwindowgoingallaroundthecabin.Asthetrainbeganit'sjourneyIwenttothewindowandlookedoutoverthelandscape.Theviewwasbreathtaking.ThenIwokeup.

Ihadadreamwherecatsanddogshadsuddenlyevolvedtohavetheabilitytoverballycommunicatewithhumans.IwasstruckwithagreatfeelingofaweandexcitementasIbegantotalktoacat.AtthesametimeInowfeltapprehensiveaboutstrokingitandawkwardevenwhengivenpermissiontodosobythecatinquestion.ThenIwokeup.

IhadadreamwhereIwasbeingstalkedbyghostsinanolddilapidatedbuilding.Iwasbeingchasedupastaircaseanditwasallveryscary,untilonalanding,Ifoundashelfwithaboxofoldbottlecaps.Inthisdream,forsomereason,Iknewthatbottlecapsweredeadlytoghosts.Igrabbedtheboxandcontinuedupthestairs.AghostsuddenlymaterialisedatthetopofthestaircaseandIquicklythrewabottlecapatitanddestroyedit.Ican'tremembermuchelseafterthatbutIknowthatnotlongafter,Iwokeup

IhadadreamwhereIhadbecomeawoman.IrememberIwaswearingadenimjacketandjeansandwasduetogiveapresentation.IlookedinthemirrorandfoundIwasnotbadlookingatall.Ididn'tlooklikeamanoranythinglikemyselfinreallifeintermsofbothfacialfeaturesandbuild.Ithennoticed,tomyhorror,thatIhadstubbleonmyface.IntherealworldIprobablywouldhavejustgrabbedarazorbladeandshaveditoffbutwithdreamlogicIwastryingtofigureoutwhatkindofbeautyproductIcouldusetohideitbutbecauseI'donlybeenawomanforashorttimeIdidn'tknowandbegantopanic.ThenIwokeup.

IhadadreamwhereIneededtotakealeakreallybadly.Iwenttothetoiletbutlostcontrolandsprayedpeeineverypossibledirection,includingtheceiling.InthedreamIlivedwithbothmyex‑wife(ablondwoman)andgirlfriend(brunette).Theybothcameintothebathroomandhelpedmetocleanupthemess.Ifeltverybadaboutit.ThenIwokeupneedingtotakealeakbadly.

IhadadreamwhereIwasplayingaNinjaGaidenBlackstyleStarWarsvideogameinwhichIwascontrollingafullpoweredJediKnightLukeSkywalkerinasnowstage.IwassurroundedbystormtroopersandbeingshotatbyatoweringAT‑ATwalker.IwasdeflectingblasterfirefromalldirectionsandjumpeduptowardstheAT‑ATperforminganupwardslashfollowedbymulti‑hitcombosonit'sheadbeforegoingintoadivingslashfinisherthatdestroyedit'shead.JustasIlandedIhittheUTattackbuttonreleasingapowerfulUltimateTechniquethatinvolvedLukethrowinghislightsaberinacirculararcaroundhimwiththecamerafollowingthelightsaberasitspuncontinuously,cuttingdownmultiplestormtroopersaroundhimbeforereturningtohishand.ThenIwokeupandfeltagreatsorrowthatthisgamedidn'tactuallyexist.

Ihadadreamwhere,withtwoofmyclosestfriends,weweredoingsomekindofcriminaldeal.Wewerearmedandwerereadyforadoublecross.Oneofmyfriend'shadagunandbegantodrawwhenitwasapparentthatwewerebeingambushed.However,beforehecouldfireashothewasshotintheheadanddiedinstantly.ThenmyfriendandIbothmetgruesomedeaths.HewasbeingcarvedintodiagonallywithachainsawandIwasabouttogetadrillthroughmyheart.Irememberthinking"Isthisit?!Isthisit?!"asIwasabouttodie.ThenIwokeup.

IhadadreamwhereIwasacaucasianmildmanneredcolleagueofminenamedDanandinthedreamIwasrunningforpresidentofAustralia.InreallifeIknewthatAustraliahadaprimeministerandtheheadofstatewasQueenElizabethII.Dreamlogic,gofigure.IwassoignorantandnaiveinthedreamthatIcouldn'tunderstandwhypeoplewerenowouttogetmeandwhythepresswassocutthroat.IhadaTVinterviewthatsuddenlyturnedveryhostileandIcouldn'tunderstandwhytheywerebeingsohorrible.ThenIwokeup.

IhadadreamthatIwasinthefrontcarriageofagiantflyingtrainonanalienplanet.Therewasn'tanythingparticularlyalienabouttheplanetbutinthedreamthat'swhatitwas.Thetraincabinwaslikearestaurantwithagiantwindowgoingallaroundthecabin.Asthetrainbeganit'sjourneyIwenttothewindowandlookedoutoverthelandscape.Theviewwasbreathtaking.ThenIwokeup.

Ihadadreamwherecatsanddogshadsuddenlyevolvedtohavetheabilitytoverballycommunicatewithhumans.IwasstruckwithagreatfeelingofaweandexcitementasIbegantotalktoacat.AtthesametimeInowfeltapprehensiveaboutstrokingitandawkwardevenwhengivenpermissiontodosobythecatinquestion.ThenIwokeup.

IhadadreamwhereIhadbecomeawoman.IrememberIwaswearingadenimjacketandjeansandwasduetogiveapresentation.IlookedinthemirrorandfoundIwasnotbadlookingatall.Ididn'tlooklikeamanoranythinglikemyselfinreallifeintermsofbothfacialfeaturesandbuild.Ithennoticed,tomyhorror,thatIhadstubbleonmyface.IntherealworldIprobablywouldhavejustgrabbedarazorbladeandshaveditoffbutwithdreamlogicIwastryingtofigureoutwhatkindofbeautyproductIcouldusetohideitbutbecauseI'donlybeenawomanforashorttimeIdidn'tknowandbegantopanic.ThenIwokeup.

IhadadreamwhereStephenChowdecidedtostartmakingmoviesagainandstartedwithasequelto 整蠱專家(TrickyBrains).Itwasreallyfunnyandliveduptoallexpectations.ThenthedreammorphedintomebeingJingKoo'sdisciplewiththetwoofusandsomeotherstryingtoevadethebadguysandthenIwokeup.

IhadadreamwhereIwasMichaelCainebutinsteadofbeinganactorIwasaJamesBondlikespycarryingoutamissioninJamaica.Iwasgettingreadytoinfiltratethebigbad'scompoundwiththeassistanceofaChinesecoupleontheinside.Theywerehousekeepersandwerehelpingmegetintodisguiseasoneofthem.Theiruniformconsistedofwhiteshoes,trousersandt‑shirt.Ihadputonat‑shirtwitharoundcollarandtheyweretellingmethatthiswasthewrongtypeofcollarandIneededtochangeintoav‑neckt‑shirt.AlthoughtheywereChinesetheywerealsoJamaicanandhadstrongJamaicanaccentswhichIfoundhilarious(atleastinthedream)havingneverseenaChinesepersonwithaJamaicanaccent.Istartedlaughinguncontrollably.Itwassofunnymyrealbodystartedlaughing,wakingmeup,andasmymindreturnedtoconsciousnessandreasonIthoughttomyselfhowridiculousitwastofindsuchathingfunny,andtheridiculousnessofitmademelaughevenharderwakingmeupfully!

Ihadadreamwhere,withtwoofmyclosestfriends,weweredoingsomekindofcriminaldeal.Wewerearmedandwerereadyforadoublecross.Oneofmyfriend'shadagunandbegantodrawwhenitwasapparentthatwewerebeingambushed.However,beforehecouldfireashothewasshotintheheadanddiedinstantly.ThenmyfriendandIbothmetgruesomedeaths.HewasbeingcarvedintodiagonallywithachainsawandIwasabouttogetadrillthroughmyheart.Irememberthinking"Isthisit?!Isthisit?!"asIwasabouttodie.ThenIwokeup.

IhadadreamwhereIwasacaucasianmildmanneredcolleagueofminenamedDanandinthedreamIwasrunningforpresidentofAustralia.InreallifeIknewthatAustraliahadaprimeministerandtheheadofstatewasQueenElizabethII.Dreamlogic,gofigure.IwassoignorantandnaiveinthedreamthatIcouldn'tunderstandwhypeoplewerenowouttogetmeandwhythepresswassocutthroat.IhadaTVinterviewthatsuddenlyturnedveryhostileandIcouldn'tunderstandwhytheywerebeingsohorrible.ThenIwokeup.

IhadadreamthatIwasinthefrontcarriageofagiantflyingtrainonanalienplanet.Therewasn'tanythingparticularlyalienabouttheplanetbutinthedreamthat'swhatitwas.Thetraincabinwaslikearestaurantwithagiantwindowgoingallaroundthecabin.Asthetrainbeganit'sjourneyIwenttothewindowandlookedoutoverthelandscape.Theviewwasbreathtaking.ThenIwokeup.

Ihadadreamwherecatsanddogshadsuddenlyevolvedtohavetheabilitytoverballycommunicatewithhumans.IwasstruckwithagreatfeelingofaweandexcitementasIbegantotalktoacat.AtthesametimeInowfeltapprehensiveaboutstrokingitandawkwardevenwhengivenpermissiontodosobythecatinquestion.ThenIwokeup.

IhadadreamwhereIwasbeingstalkedbyghostsinanolddilapidatedbuilding.Iwasbeingchasedupastaircaseanditwasallveryscary,untilonalanding,Ifoundashelfwithaboxofoldbottlecaps.Inthisdream,forsomereason,Iknewthatbottlecapsweredeadlytoghosts.Igrabbedtheboxandcontinuedupthestairs.AghostsuddenlymaterialisedatthetopofthestaircaseandIquicklythrewabottlecapatitanddestroyedit.Ican'tremembermuchelseafterthatbutIknowthatnotlongafter,Iwokeup

IhadadreamwhereIwasattheAbcamofficewithmyteam,exceptthelayoutofthedeskswaslikeschoolwithrowsoftables.Ineededtotakeadumpsowenttothetoiletwhichhappenedtobeinthelobbybyaflightofstairs.Thelobbywasalongcorridorwithaglasswallandentranceleadingstraightontoabusyhighstreet.Thetoiletwasfacingtheentrance.AsIwassittingdowntakingcareofbusiness,myproductmanagercamedownthestairstalkingtosomeone.Iwaved,said"Hi!"andaskedifshewasgoingtolunch.Shewas.ThenshortyafterIwokeup.

IhadadreamwhereSupermanhadturnedevilandhadtakenovertheworld.I,alongwithsomefriends,wastryingtoorganisearesistanceagainsthim.Wecouldn'tmakeplansonEarthbecauseofhissuperhearingsoweflewintospacetotheJLAsatellitebecausesoundwouldn'ttravelthroughthevacuumofspace.Iwokeupbeforewegotthere.

IhadadreamwhereIwasplayingaNinjaGaidenBlackstyleStarWarsvideogameinwhichIwascontrollingafullpoweredJediKnightLukeSkywalkerinasnowstage.IwassurroundedbystormtroopersandbeingshotatbyatoweringAT‑ATwalker.IwasdeflectingblasterfirefromalldirectionsandjumpeduptowardstheAT‑ATperforminganupwardslashfollowedbymulti‑hitcombosonit'sheadbeforegoingintoadivingslashfinisherthatdestroyedit'shead.JustasIlandedIhittheUTattackbuttonreleasingapowerfulUltimateTechniquethatinvolvedLukethrowinghislightsaberinacirculararcaroundhimwiththecamerafollowingthelightsaberasitspuncontinuously,cuttingdownmultiplestormtroopersaroundhimbeforereturningtohishand.ThenIwokeupandfeltagreatsorrowthatthisgamedidn'tactuallyexist.

Ihadadreamwhere,withtwoofmyclosestfriends,weweredoingsomekindofcriminaldeal.Wewerearmedandwerereadyforadoublecross.Oneofmyfriend'shadagunandbegantodrawwhenitwasapparentthatwewerebeingambushed.However,beforehecouldfireashothewasshotintheheadanddiedinstantly.ThenmyfriendandIbothmetgruesomedeaths.HewasbeingcarvedintodiagonallywithachainsawandIwasabouttogetadrillthroughmyheart.Irememberthinking"Isthisit?!Isthisit?!"asIwasabouttodie.ThenIwokeup.

IhadadreamwhereIwasacaucasianmildmanneredcolleagueofminenamedDanandinthedreamIwasrunningforpresidentofAustralia.InreallifeIknewthatAustraliahadaprimeministerandtheheadofstatewasQueenElizabethII.Dreamlogic,gofigure.IwassoignorantandnaiveinthedreamthatIcouldn'tunderstandwhypeoplewerenowouttogetmeandwhythepresswassocutthroat.IhadaTVinterviewthatsuddenlyturnedveryhostileandIcouldn'tunderstandwhytheywerebeingsohorrible.ThenIwokeup.

IhadadreamthatIwasinthefrontcarriageofagiantflyingtrainonanalienplanet.Therewasn'tanythingparticularlyalienabouttheplanetbutinthedreamthat'swhatitwas.Thetraincabinwaslikearestaurantwithagiantwindowgoingallaroundthecabin.Asthetrainbeganit'sjourneyIwenttothewindowandlookedoutoverthelandscape.Theviewwasbreathtaking.ThenIwokeup.

Ihadadreamwherecatsanddogshadsuddenlyevolvedtohavetheabilitytoverballycommunicatewithhumans.IwasstruckwithagreatfeelingofaweandexcitementasIbegantotalktoacat.AtthesametimeInowfeltapprehensiveaboutstrokingitandawkwardevenwhengivenpermissiontodosobythecatinquestion.ThenIwokeup.

IhadadreamwhereIwasbeingstalkedbyghostsinanolddilapidatedbuilding.Iwasbeingchasedupastaircaseanditwasallveryscary,untilonalanding,Ifoundashelfwithaboxofoldbottlecaps.Inthisdream,forsomereason,Iknewthatbottlecapsweredeadlytoghosts.Igrabbedtheboxandcontinuedupthestairs.AghostsuddenlymaterialisedatthetopofthestaircaseandIquicklythrewabottlecapatitanddestroyedit.Ican'tremembermuchelseafterthatbutIknowthatnotlongafter,Iwokeup

IhadadreamwhereIhadbecomeawoman.IrememberIwaswearingadenimjacketandjeansandwasduetogiveapresentation.IlookedinthemirrorandfoundIwasnotbadlookingatall.Ididn'tlooklikeamanoranythinglikemyselfinreallifeintermsofbothfacialfeaturesandbuild.Ithennoticed,tomyhorror,thatIhadstubbleonmyface.IntherealworldIprobablywouldhavejustgrabbedarazorbladeandshaveditoffbutwithdreamlogicIwastryingtofigureoutwhatkindofbeautyproductIcouldusetohideitbutbecauseI'donlybeenawomanforashorttimeIdidn'tknowandbegantopanic.ThenIwokeup.

IhadadreamwhereIneededtotakealeakreallybadly.Iwenttothetoiletbutlostcontrolandsprayedpeeineverypossibledirection,includingtheceiling.InthedreamIlivedwithbothmyex‑wife(ablondwoman)andgirlfriend(brunette).Theybothcameintothebathroomandhelpedmetocleanupthemess.Ifeltverybadaboutit.ThenIwokeupneedingtotakealeakbadly.

IhadadreamwhereIwasplayingaNinjaGaidenBlackstyleStarWarsvideogameinwhichIwascontrollingafullpoweredJediKnightLukeSkywalkerinasnowstage.IwassurroundedbystormtroopersandbeingshotatbyatoweringAT‑ATwalker.IwasdeflectingblasterfirefromalldirectionsandjumpeduptowardstheAT‑ATperforminganupwardslashfollowedbymulti‑hitcombosonit'sheadbeforegoingintoadivingslashfinisherthatdestroyedit'shead.JustasIlandedIhittheUTattackbuttonreleasingapowerfulUltimateTechniquethatinvolvedLukethrowinghislightsaberinacirculararcaroundhimwiththecamerafollowingthelightsaberasitspuncontinuously,cuttingdownmultiplestormtroopersaroundhimbeforereturningtohishand.ThenIwokeupandfeltagreatsorrowthatthisgamedidn'tactuallyexist.

Ihadadreamwhere,withtwoofmyclosestfriends,weweredoingsomekindofcriminaldeal.Wewerearmedandwerereadyforadoublecross.Oneofmyfriend'shadagunandbegantodrawwhenitwasapparentthatwewerebeingambushed.However,beforehecouldfireashothewasshotintheheadanddiedinstantly.ThenmyfriendandIbothmetgruesomedeaths.HewasbeingcarvedintodiagonallywithachainsawandIwasabouttogetadrillthroughmyheart.Irememberthinking"Isthisit?!Isthisit?!"asIwasabouttodie.ThenIwokeup.

IhadadreamwhereIwasacaucasianmildmanneredcolleagueofminenamedDanandinthedreamIwasrunningforpresidentofAustralia.InreallifeIknewthatAustraliahadaprimeministerandtheheadofstatewasQueenElizabethII.Dreamlogic,gofigure.IwassoignorantandnaiveinthedreamthatIcouldn'tunderstandwhypeoplewerenowouttogetmeandwhythepresswassocutthroat.IhadaTVinterviewthatsuddenlyturnedveryhostileandIcouldn'tunderstandwhytheywerebeingsohorrible.ThenIwokeup.

IhadadreamthatIwasinthefrontcarriageofagiantflyingtrainonanalienplanet.Therewasn'tanythingparticularlyalienabouttheplanetbutinthedreamthat'swhatitwas.Thetraincabinwaslikearestaurantwithagiantwindowgoingallaroundthecabin.Asthetrainbeganit'sjourneyIwenttothewindowandlookedoutoverthelandscape.Theviewwasbreathtaking.ThenIwokeup.

Ihadadreamwherecatsanddogshadsuddenlyevolvedtohavetheabilitytoverballycommunicatewithhumans.IwasstruckwithagreatfeelingofaweandexcitementasIbegantotalktoacat.AtthesametimeInowfeltapprehensiveaboutstrokingitandawkwardevenwhengivenpermissiontodosobythecatinquestion.ThenIwokeup.

IhadadreamwhereIhadbecomeawoman.IrememberIwaswearingadenimjacketandjeansandwasduetogiveapresentation.IlookedinthemirrorandfoundIwasnotbadlookingatall.Ididn'tlooklikeamanoranythinglikemyselfinreallifeintermsofbothfacialfeaturesandbuild.Ithennoticed,tomyhorror,thatIhadstubbleonmyface.IntherealworldIprobablywouldhavejustgrabbedarazorbladeandshaveditoffbutwithdreamlogicIwastryingtofigureoutwhatkindofbeautyproductIcouldusetohideitbutbecauseI'donlybeenawomanforashorttimeIdidn'tknowandbegantopanic.ThenIwokeup.

IhadadreamwhereStephenChowdecidedtostartmakingmoviesagainandstartedwithasequelto 整蠱專家(TrickyBrains).Itwasreallyfunnyandliveduptoallexpectations.ThenthedreammorphedintomebeingJingKoo'sdisciplewiththetwoofusandsomeotherstryingtoevadethebadguysandthenIwokeup.

IhadadreamwhereIwasMichaelCainebutinsteadofbeinganactorIwasaJamesBondlikespycarryingoutamissioninJamaica.Iwasgettingreadytoinfiltratethebigbad'scompoundwiththeassistanceofaChinesecoupleontheinside.Theywerehousekeepersandwerehelpingmegetintodisguiseasoneofthem.Theiruniformconsistedofwhiteshoes,trousersandt‑shirt.Ihadputonat‑shirtwitharoundcollarandtheyweretellingmethatthiswasthewrongtypeofcollarandIneededtochangeintoav‑neckt‑shirt.AlthoughtheywereChinesetheywerealsoJamaicanandhadstrongJamaicanaccentswhichIfoundhilarious(atleastinthedream)havingneverseenaChinesepersonwithaJamaicanaccent.Istartedlaughinguncontrollably.Itwassofunnymyrealbodystartedlaughing,wakingmeup,andasmymindreturnedtoconsciousnessandreasonIthoughttomyselfhowridiculousitwastofindsuchathingfunny,andtheridiculousnessofitmademelaughevenharderwakingmeupfully!

Ihadadreamwhere,withtwoofmyclosestfriends,weweredoingsomekindofcriminaldeal.Wewerearmedandwerereadyforadoublecross.Oneofmyfriend'shadagunandbegantodrawwhenitwasapparentthatwewerebeingambushed.However,beforehecouldfireashothewasshotintheheadanddiedinstantly.ThenmyfriendandIbothmetgruesomedeaths.HewasbeingcarvedintodiagonallywithachainsawandIwasabouttogetadrillthroughmyheart.Irememberthinking"Isthisit?!Isthisit?!"asIwasabouttodie.ThenIwokeup.

IhadadreamwhereIwasacaucasianmildmanneredcolleagueofminenamedDanandinthedreamIwasrunningforpresidentofAustralia.InreallifeIknewthatAustraliahadaprimeministerandtheheadofstatewasQueenElizabethII.Dreamlogic,gofigure.IwassoignorantandnaiveinthedreamthatIcouldn'tunderstandwhypeoplewerenowouttogetmeandwhythepresswassocutthroat.IhadaTVinterviewthatsuddenlyturnedveryhostileandIcouldn'tunderstandwhytheywerebeingsohorrible.ThenIwokeup.

IhadadreamthatIwasinthefrontcarriageofagiantflyingtrainonanalienplanet.Therewasn'tanythingparticularlyalienabouttheplanetbutinthedreamthat'swhatitwas.Thetraincabinwaslikearestaurantwithagiantwindowgoingallaroundthecabin.Asthetrainbeganit'sjourneyIwenttothewindowandlookedoutoverthelandscape.Theviewwasbreathtaking.ThenIwokeup.

IhadadreamwhereitwasacoldmorningandIwashangingoutatajunctioninasuburbanareawithVinnieJones.Wespottedawhitevanpullupdiagonallyacrossthestreet.MeninwhitelabcoatsthenbeganwheelingsomeunconsciousX‑Menoutofthevanandintothehouse.Welookedateachotherandranovertorescuethem.Webeganfightingwiththemeninwhitelabcoatsandwerewinning.OneofthemranintothehouseandVinnieshoutedatmetonotlethimgetaway.Iranintothehouseandchasedhimthroughthekitchenandoutthebackdoor.ThenIwokeup.

IhadadreamwhereIneededtourinatereallybadlyandthereweredemonstryingtokillorpossessus.TherewasacentralareathatIkeptreturningtothatwasprotectedfromthedemonsbutthetoiletareaswerealloutsideofthissafezone.EverytimeIfoundatoiletorplacewhereIcouldrelievemyselfdiscreetlyIwouldhearorfeeldemonicpresencesquicklyapproachingbeforeIcouldbegin.EventuallyIwokeup,badlyneedingtotakealeak.

IhadadreamwhereIwasaBladeRunner.ItwasdarkoutsideandrainingandIfeellikeitwasveryearlymorning.IwasdrivingmyspinnerhomeandparkedacrosstheroadfrommyhousewhenIarrived.MyshiftwasoverandIhadtherestofthedayoff.Ispoketomybossbrieflyovervideocallandthengrabbedsomepapersfromtheglovebox.AthomeIwassittingatmydiningtablewonderingwhatIwoulddowithmydayoffwhenInoticedsomegrimeonthetable.Igotsometissuetowipeitwithbutitwaspersistentandwouldn'tcomeoff,soIwenttothekitchenandgotadampclothtocleanit.AsIbegantowipewiththeclothIwokeup.

IhadadreamwhereIwasMichaelKnight'sevildoppelganger,GarthKnight,andhadimpersonatedMichaelKnightbyshavingmybeardoffandinfiltratedKnightIndustrieswiththeintentionofhackingtheirsystemssoIcouldreleaseKARR,KITT'seviltwin.TheplanwastoteamupwithKARRtodestroyMichaelKnightandKITTonceandforall.IenteredthemainlabwhereIcouldaccesstheirsystemsbutApril,oneofKITT'sengineersandaveryattractivewoman,wasworkinginthelab.ImadeitseemlikethereasonIwastherewastoflirtwithher.EventuallyshewassummonedelsewhereandIwasabletoaccessthecomputerterminalandbegandisablingthelock#x2011;downonKARR.BeforeIcouldgetanyfurthermyphonerangandIwokeup.

IhadadreamIwasadogbutitwaslikeaDisneycartoonbecauseIwasalsosmartandcouldcommunicatewithotherdogslikeahuman.InthedreamitwasprohibitioneraandIwasalonehustlerwithayoungerguydogwholookeduptomeandachickdogwithwhomIhadamutualattraction.Wehelpedsomegangsterwithashipmentonatrainandbecamepartofhiscrew.InthedreamIexperiencedrunningacrosstraintracksandthedesertasadog‑myheadwaslowtothegroundandIwasonallfours.IdodgedpoisonouscreaturesonthesandthatasahumanIcould’vejuststompedonbutasadogIdidn’thavethemassorfootshapetodososuccessfully.Eventually,afteradifficultgangfight,werealisedthatwewerealwaysfightingwithoutthebackupofourgangandthatthebosswasjealousandfearfulofoursuccessandtryingtogetuskilled.ThenIwokeup.

IoncehadadreamwhereIwasTheDoctor.IwasintheTARDISandthenIgotmyselfinaspotofbotherbutjustasIwasabouttobekilledIrememberedthatI'dbeenherebeforeandhadhiddenadevicethatwouldsavemeintherubble.AfterwardsItriedtorememberwhenIhadtraveledtothisplaceandhiddenthedevicebutcouldn'tandonlyvaguelyknewthatithadhappenedatsomepoint.IthenrealisedthatitwasbecauseIhadn'tdoneityetsoIgotintheTARDIS,wentbackintimeandhidthedeviceintherubble.ThenIwokeup.

IhadadreamwhereIwokeupinbedandliftedmyarmuptolookatit.Itfeltwrong,asifwhereIcouldseemyarm,wasnotwhereitactuallywas.IrealisedonceagainthatImustbeluciddreaming.ToproveittomyselfIwouldjumpthroughthewallandstartflying.ThiswasmygotowaytoproveIwasluciddreamingandIhaddoneitmanytimesbefore.Mybedroomwindowisquitelargeandwasalreadyopeninthedream,soIrananddivedthroughthewindow.Ontheotherside,insteadofflying,IfrozeinplaceforamomentinmydivingposelikeaLooneyTunescartoonandrealised"Ah,thisisn'tadreamandIcan'tfly."beforesuddenlyfallingstraightdownata90degreeangle.ThenIwokeup.

IhadadreamwhereitwasacoldmorningandIwashangingoutatajunctioninasuburbanareawithVinnieJones.Wespottedawhitevanpullupdiagonallyacrossthestreet.MeninwhitelabcoatsthenbeganwheelingsomeunconsciousX‑Menoutofthevanandintothehouse.Welookedateachotherandranovertorescuethem.Webeganfightingwiththemeninwhitelabcoatsandwerewinning.OneofthemranintothehouseandVinnieshoutedatmetonotlethimgetaway.Iranintothehouseandchasedhimthroughthekitchenandoutthebackdoor.ThenIwokeup.

IhadadreamwhereIwasaBladeRunner.ItwasdarkoutsideandrainingandIfeellikeitwasveryearlymorning.IwasdrivingmyspinnerhomeandparkedacrosstheroadfrommyhousewhenIarrived.MyshiftwasoverandIhadtherestofthedayoff.Ispoketomybossbrieflyovervideocallandthengrabbedsomepapersfromtheglovebox.AthomeIwassittingatmydiningtablewonderingwhatIwoulddowithmydayoffwhenInoticedsomegrimeonthetable.Igotsometissuetowipeitwithbutitwaspersistentandwouldn'tcomeoff,soIwenttothekitchenandgotadampclothtocleanit.AsIbegantowipewiththeclothIwokeup.

IhadadreamwhereIwasplayingaNinjaGaidenBlackstyleStarWarsvideogameinwhichIwascontrollingafullpoweredJediKnightLukeSkywalkerinasnowstage.IwassurroundedbystormtroopersandbeingshotatbyatoweringAT‑ATwalker.IwasdeflectingblasterfirefromalldirectionsandjumpeduptowardstheAT‑ATperforminganupwardslashfollowedbymulti‑hitcombosonit'sheadbeforegoingintoadivingslashfinisherthatdestroyedit'shead.JustasIlandedIhittheUTattackbuttonreleasingapowerfulUltimateTechniquethatinvolvedLukethrowinghislightsaberinacirculararcaroundhimwiththecamerafollowingthelightsaberasitspuncontinuously,cuttingdownmultiplestormtroopersaroundhimbeforereturningtohishand.ThenIwokeupandfeltagreatsorrowthatthisgamedidn'tactuallyexist.

IhadadreamwhereIwasMichaelKnight'sevildoppelganger,GarthKnight,andhadimpersonatedMichaelKnightbyshavingmybeardoffandinfiltratedKnightIndustrieswiththeintentionofhackingtheirsystemssoIcouldreleaseKARR,KITT'seviltwin.TheplanwastoteamupwithKARRtodestroyMichaelKnightandKITTonceandforall.IenteredthemainlabwhereIcouldaccesstheirsystemsbutApril,oneofKITT'sengineersandaveryattractivewoman,wasworkinginthelab.ImadeitseemlikethereasonIwastherewastoflirtwithher.EventuallyshewassummonedelsewhereandIwasabletoaccessthecomputerterminalandbegandisablingthelock#x2011;downonKARR.BeforeIcouldgetanyfurthermyphonerangandIwokeup.

IhadadreamIwasadogbutitwaslikeaDisneycartoonbecauseIwasalsosmartandcouldcommunicatewithotherdogslikeahuman.InthedreamitwasprohibitioneraandIwasalonehustlerwithayoungerguydogwholookeduptomeandachickdogwithwhomIhadamutualattraction.Wehelpedsomegangsterwithashipmentonatrainandbecamepartofhiscrew.InthedreamIexperiencedrunningacrosstraintracksandthedesertasadog‑myheadwaslowtothegroundandIwasonallfours.IdodgedpoisonouscreaturesonthesandthatasahumanIcould’vejuststompedonbutasadogIdidn’thavethemassorfootshapetodososuccessfully.Eventually,afteradifficultgangfight,werealisedthatwewerealwaysfightingwithoutthebackupofourgangandthatthebosswasjealousandfearfulofoursuccessandtryingtogetuskilled.ThenIwokeup.

IoncehadadreamwhereIwasTheDoctor.IwasintheTARDISandthenIgotmyselfinaspotofbotherbutjustasIwasabouttobekilledIrememberedthatI'dbeenherebeforeandhadhiddenadevicethatwouldsavemeintherubble.AfterwardsItriedtorememberwhenIhadtraveledtothisplaceandhiddenthedevicebutcouldn'tandonlyvaguelyknewthatithadhappenedatsomepoint.IthenrealisedthatitwasbecauseIhadn'tdoneityetsoIgotintheTARDIS,wentbackintimeandhidthedeviceintherubble.ThenIwokeup.

IhadadreamwhereIwokeupinbedandliftedmyarmuptolookatit.Itfeltwrong,asifwhereIcouldseemyarm,wasnotwhereitactuallywas.IrealisedonceagainthatImustbeluciddreaming.ToproveittomyselfIwouldjumpthroughthewallandstartflying.ThiswasmygotowaytoproveIwasluciddreamingandIhaddoneitmanytimesbefore.Mybedroomwindowisquitelargeandwasalreadyopeninthedream,soIrananddivedthroughthewindow.Ontheotherside,insteadofflying,IfrozeinplaceforamomentinmydivingposelikeaLooneyTunescartoonandrealised"Ah,thisisn'tadreamandIcan'tfly."beforesuddenlyfallingstraightdownata90degreeangle.ThenIwokeup.

IhadadreamwhereIneededtourinatereallybadlyandthereweredemonstryingtokillorpossessus.TherewasacentralareathatIkeptreturningtothatwasprotectedfromthedemonsbutthetoiletareaswerealloutsideofthissafezone.EverytimeIfoundatoiletorplacewhereIcouldrelievemyselfdiscreetlyIwouldhearorfeeldemonicpresencesquicklyapproachingbeforeIcouldbegin.EventuallyIwokeup,badlyneedingtotakealeak.

IhadadreamwhereitwasacoldmorningandIwashangingoutatajunctioninasuburbanareawithVinnieJones.Wespottedawhitevanpullupdiagonallyacrossthestreet.MeninwhitelabcoatsthenbeganwheelingsomeunconsciousX‑Menoutofthevanandintothehouse.Welookedateachotherandranovertorescuethem.Webeganfightingwiththemeninwhitelabcoatsandwerewinning.OneofthemranintothehouseandVinnieshoutedatmetonotlethimgetaway.Iranintothehouseandchasedhimthroughthekitchenandoutthebackdoor.ThenIwokeup.

IhadadreamwhereIwasaBladeRunner.ItwasdarkoutsideandrainingandIfeellikeitwasveryearlymorning.IwasdrivingmyspinnerhomeandparkedacrosstheroadfrommyhousewhenIarrived.MyshiftwasoverandIhadtherestofthedayoff.Ispoketomybossbrieflyovervideocallandthengrabbedsomepapersfromtheglovebox.AthomeIwassittingatmydiningtablewonderingwhatIwoulddowithmydayoffwhenInoticedsomegrimeonthetable.Igotsometissuetowipeitwithbutitwaspersistentandwouldn'tcomeoff,soIwenttothekitchenandgotadampclothtocleanit.AsIbegantowipewiththeclothIwokeup.

IhadadreamIwasadogbutitwaslikeaDisneycartoonbecauseIwasalsosmartandcouldcommunicatewithotherdogslikeahuman.InthedreamitwasprohibitioneraandIwasalonehustlerwithayoungerguydogwholookeduptomeandachickdogwithwhomIhadamutualattraction.Wehelpedsomegangsterwithashipmentonatrainandbecamepartofhiscrew.InthedreamIexperiencedrunningacrosstraintracksandthedesertasadog‑myheadwaslowtothegroundandIwasonallfours.IdodgedpoisonouscreaturesonthesandthatasahumanIcould’vejuststompedonbutasadogIdidn’thavethemassorfootshapetodososuccessfully.Eventually,afteradifficultgangfight,werealisedthatwewerealwaysfightingwithoutthebackupofourgangandthatthebosswasjealousandfearfulofoursuccessandtryingtogetuskilled.ThenIwokeup.

IoncehadadreamwhereIwasTheDoctor.IwasintheTARDISandthenIgotmyselfinaspotofbotherbutjustasIwasabouttobekilledIrememberedthatI'dbeenherebeforeandhadhiddenadevicethatwouldsavemeintherubble.AfterwardsItriedtorememberwhenIhadtraveledtothisplaceandhiddenthedevicebutcouldn'tandonlyvaguelyknewthatithadhappenedatsomepoint.IthenrealisedthatitwasbecauseIhadn'tdoneityetsoIgotintheTARDIS,wentbackintimeandhidthedeviceintherubble.ThenIwokeup.

IhadadreamwhereIwokeupinbedandliftedmyarmuptolookatit.Itfeltwrong,asifwhereIcouldseemyarm,wasnotwhereitactuallywas.IrealisedonceagainthatImustbeluciddreaming.ToproveittomyselfIwouldjumpthroughthewallandstartflying.ThiswasmygotowaytoproveIwasluciddreamingandIhaddoneitmanytimesbefore.Mybedroomwindowisquitelargeandwasalreadyopeninthedream,soIrananddivedthroughthewindow.Ontheotherside,insteadofflying,IfrozeinplaceforamomentinmydivingposelikeaLooneyTunescartoonandrealised"Ah,thisisn'tadreamandIcan'tfly."beforesuddenlyfallingstraightdownata90degreeangle.ThenIwokeup.

IhadadreamwhereitwasacoldmorningandIwashangingoutatajunctioninasuburbanareawithVinnieJones.Wespottedawhitevanpullupdiagonallyacrossthestreet.MeninwhitelabcoatsthenbeganwheelingsomeunconsciousX‑Menoutofthevanandintothehouse.Welookedateachotherandranovertorescuethem.Webeganfightingwiththemeninwhitelabcoatsandwerewinning.OneofthemranintothehouseandVinnieshoutedatmetonotlethimgetaway.Iranintothehouseandchasedhimthroughthekitchenandoutthebackdoor.ThenIwokeup.

IhadadreamwhereIneededtourinatereallybadlyandthereweredemonstryingtokillorpossessus.TherewasacentralareathatIkeptreturningtothatwasprotectedfromthedemonsbutthetoiletareaswerealloutsideofthissafezone.EverytimeIfoundatoiletorplacewhereIcouldrelievemyselfdiscreetlyIwouldhearorfeeldemonicpresencesquicklyapproachingbeforeIcouldbegin.EventuallyIwokeup,badlyneedingtotakealeak.

IhadadreamwhereIwasaBladeRunner.ItwasdarkoutsideandrainingandIfeellikeitwasveryearlymorning.IwasdrivingmyspinnerhomeandparkedacrosstheroadfrommyhousewhenIarrived.MyshiftwasoverandIhadtherestofthedayoff.Ispoketomybossbrieflyovervideocallandthengrabbedsomepapersfromtheglovebox.AthomeIwassittingatmydiningtablewonderingwhatIwoulddowithmydayoffwhenInoticedsomegrimeonthetable.Igotsometissuetowipeitwithbutitwaspersistentandwouldn'tcomeoff,soIwenttothekitchenandgotadampclothtocleanit.AsIbegantowipewiththeclothIwokeup.

IhadadreamwhereIwasMichaelKnight'sevildoppelganger,GarthKnight,andhadimpersonatedMichaelKnightbyshavingmybeardoffandinfiltratedKnightIndustrieswiththeintentionofhackingtheirsystemssoIcouldreleaseKARR,KITT'seviltwin.TheplanwastoteamupwithKARRtodestroyMichaelKnightandKITTonceandforall.IenteredthemainlabwhereIcouldaccesstheirsystemsbutApril,oneofKITT'sengineersandaveryattractivewoman,wasworkinginthelab.ImadeitseemlikethereasonIwastherewastoflirtwithher.EventuallyshewassummonedelsewhereandIwasabletoaccessthecomputerterminalandbegandisablingthelock#x2011;downonKARR.BeforeIcouldgetanyfurthermyphonerangandIwokeup.

IhadadreamIwasadogbutitwaslikeaDisneycartoonbecauseIwasalsosmartandcouldcommunicatewithotherdogslikeahuman.InthedreamitwasprohibitioneraandIwasalonehustlerwithayoungerguydogwholookeduptomeandachickdogwithwhomIhadamutualattraction.Wehelpedsomegangsterwithashipmentonatrainandbecamepartofhiscrew.InthedreamIexperiencedrunningacrosstraintracksandthedesertasadog‑myheadwaslowtothegroundandIwasonallfours.IdodgedpoisonouscreaturesonthesandthatasahumanIcould’vejuststompedonbutasadogIdidn’thavethemassorfootshapetodososuccessfully.Eventually,afteradifficultgangfight,werealisedthatwewerealwaysfightingwithoutthebackupofourgangandthatthebosswasjealousandfearfulofoursuccessandtryingtogetuskilled.ThenIwokeup.

IoncehadadreamwhereIwasTheDoctor.IwasintheTARDISandthenIgotmyselfinaspotofbotherbutjustasIwasabouttobekilledIrememberedthatI'dbeenherebeforeandhadhiddenadevicethatwouldsavemeintherubble.AfterwardsItriedtorememberwhenIhadtraveledtothisplaceandhiddenthedevicebutcouldn'tandonlyvaguelyknewthatithadhappenedatsomepoint.IthenrealisedthatitwasbecauseIhadn'tdoneityetsoIgotintheTARDIS,wentbackintimeandhidthedeviceintherubble.ThenIwokeup.

IhadadreamwhereIwokeupinbedandliftedmyarmuptolookatit.Itfeltwrong,asifwhereIcouldseemyarm,wasnotwhereitactuallywas.IrealisedonceagainthatImustbeluciddreaming.ToproveittomyselfIwouldjumpthroughthewallandstartflying.ThiswasmygotowaytoproveIwasluciddreamingandIhaddoneitmanytimesbefore.Mybedroomwindowisquitelargeandwasalreadyopeninthedream,soIrananddivedthroughthewindow.Ontheotherside,insteadofflying,IfrozeinplaceforamomentinmydivingposelikeaLooneyTunescartoonandrealised"Ah,thisisn'tadreamandIcan'tfly."beforesuddenlyfallingstraightdownata90degreeangle.ThenIwokeup.

IhadadreamwhereitwasacoldmorningandIwashangingoutatajunctioninasuburbanareawithVinnieJones.Wespottedawhitevanpullupdiagonallyacrossthestreet.MeninwhitelabcoatsthenbeganwheelingsomeunconsciousX‑Menoutofthevanandintothehouse.Welookedateachotherandranovertorescuethem.Webeganfightingwiththemeninwhitelabcoatsandwerewinning.OneofthemranintothehouseandVinnieshoutedatmetonotlethimgetaway.Iranintothehouseandchasedhimthroughthekitchenandoutthebackdoor.ThenIwokeup.

IhadadreamwhereIwasaBladeRunner.ItwasdarkoutsideandrainingandIfeellikeitwasveryearlymorning.IwasdrivingmyspinnerhomeandparkedacrosstheroadfrommyhousewhenIarrived.MyshiftwasoverandIhadtherestofthedayoff.Ispoketomybossbrieflyovervideocallandthengrabbedsomepapersfromtheglovebox.AthomeIwassittingatmydiningtablewonderingwhatIwoulddowithmydayoffwhenInoticedsomegrimeonthetable.Igotsometissuetowipeitwithbutitwaspersistentandwouldn'tcomeoff,soIwenttothekitchenandgotadampclothtocleanit.AsIbegantowipewiththeclothIwokeup.

IhadadreamwhereIwasplayingaNinjaGaidenBlackstyleStarWarsvideogameinwhichIwascontrollingafullpoweredJediKnightLukeSkywalkerinasnowstage.IwassurroundedbystormtroopersandbeingshotatbyatoweringAT‑ATwalker.IwasdeflectingblasterfirefromalldirectionsandjumpeduptowardstheAT‑ATperforminganupwardslashfollowedbymulti‑hitcombosonit'sheadbeforegoingintoadivingslashfinisherthatdestroyedit'shead.JustasIlandedIhittheUTattackbuttonreleasingapowerfulUltimateTechniquethatinvolvedLukethrowinghislightsaberinacirculararcaroundhimwiththecamerafollowingthelightsaberasitspuncontinuously,cuttingdownmultiplestormtroopersaroundhimbeforereturningtohishand.ThenIwokeupandfeltagreatsorrowthatthisgamedidn'tactuallyexist.

IhadadreamwhereIwasMichaelKnight'sevildoppelganger,GarthKnight,andhadimpersonatedMichaelKnightbyshavingmybeardoffandinfiltratedKnightIndustrieswiththeintentionofhackingtheirsystemssoIcouldreleaseKARR,KITT'seviltwin.TheplanwastoteamupwithKARRtodestroyMichaelKnightandKITTonceandforall.IenteredthemainlabwhereIcouldaccesstheirsystemsbutApril,oneofKITT'sengineersandaveryattractivewoman,wasworkinginthelab.ImadeitseemlikethereasonIwastherewastoflirtwithher.EventuallyshewassummonedelsewhereandIwasabletoaccessthecomputerterminalandbegandisablingthelock#x2011;downonKARR.BeforeIcouldgetanyfurthermyphonerangandIwokeup.

IhadadreamIwasadogbutitwaslikeaDisneycartoonbecauseIwasalsosmartandcouldcommunicatewithotherdogslikeahuman.InthedreamitwasprohibitioneraandIwasalonehustlerwithayoungerguydogwholookeduptomeandachickdogwithwhomIhadamutualattraction.Wehelpedsomegangsterwithashipmentonatrainandbecamepartofhiscrew.InthedreamIexperiencedrunningacrosstraintracksandthedesertasadog‑myheadwaslowtothegroundandIwasonallfours.IdodgedpoisonouscreaturesonthesandthatasahumanIcould’vejuststompedonbutasadogIdidn’thavethemassorfootshapetodososuccessfully.Eventually,afteradifficultgangfight,werealisedthatwewerealwaysfightingwithoutthebackupofourgangandthatthebosswasjealousandfearfulofoursuccessandtryingtogetuskilled.ThenIwokeup.

IoncehadadreamwhereIwasTheDoctor.IwasintheTARDISandthenIgotmyselfinaspotofbotherbutjustasIwasabouttobekilledIrememberedthatI'dbeenherebeforeandhadhiddenadevicethatwouldsavemeintherubble.AfterwardsItriedtorememberwhenIhadtraveledtothisplaceandhiddenthedevicebutcouldn'tandonlyvaguelyknewthatithadhappenedatsomepoint.IthenrealisedthatitwasbecauseIhadn'tdoneityetsoIgotintheTARDIS,wentbackintimeandhidthedeviceintherubble.ThenIwokeup.

IhadadreamwhereIwokeupinbedandliftedmyarmuptolookatit.Itfeltwrong,asifwhereIcouldseemyarm,wasnotwhereitactuallywas.IrealisedonceagainthatImustbeluciddreaming.ToproveittomyselfIwouldjumpthroughthewallandstartflying.ThiswasmygotowaytoproveIwasluciddreamingandIhaddoneitmanytimesbefore.Mybedroomwindowisquitelargeandwasalreadyopeninthedream,soIrananddivedthroughthewindow.Ontheotherside,insteadofflying,IfrozeinplaceforamomentinmydivingposelikeaLooneyTunescartoonandrealised"Ah,thisisn'tadreamandIcan'tfly."beforesuddenlyfallingstraightdownata90degreeangle.ThenIwokeup.

IhadadreamwhereIneededtourinatereallybadlyandthereweredemonstryingtokillorpossessus.TherewasacentralareathatIkeptreturningtothatwasprotectedfromthedemonsbutthetoiletareaswerealloutsideofthissafezone.EverytimeIfoundatoiletorplacewhereIcouldrelievemyselfdiscreetlyIwouldhearorfeeldemonicpresencesquicklyapproachingbeforeIcouldbegin.EventuallyIwokeup,badlyneedingtotakealeak.

IhadadreamwhereitwasacoldmorningandIwashangingoutatajunctioninasuburbanareawithVinnieJones.Wespottedawhitevanpullupdiagonallyacrossthestreet.MeninwhitelabcoatsthenbeganwheelingsomeunconsciousX‑Menoutofthevanandintothehouse.Welookedateachotherandranovertorescuethem.Webeganfightingwiththemeninwhitelabcoatsandwerewinning.OneofthemranintothehouseandVinnieshoutedatmetonotlethimgetaway.Iranintothehouseandchasedhimthroughthekitchenandoutthebackdoor.ThenIwokeup.

IhadadreamwhereIwasaBladeRunner.ItwasdarkoutsideandrainingandIfeellikeitwasveryearlymorning.IwasdrivingmyspinnerhomeandparkedacrosstheroadfrommyhousewhenIarrived.MyshiftwasoverandIhadtherestofthedayoff.Ispoketomybossbrieflyovervideocallandthengrabbedsomepapersfromtheglovebox.AthomeIwassittingatmydiningtablewonderingwhatIwoulddowithmydayoffwhenInoticedsomegrimeonthetable.Igotsometissuetowipeitwithbutitwaspersistentandwouldn'tcomeoff,soIwenttothekitchenandgotadampclothtocleanit.AsIbegantowipewiththeclothIwokeup.

IhadadreamIwasadogbutitwaslikeaDisneycartoonbecauseIwasalsosmartandcouldcommunicatewithotherdogslikeahuman.InthedreamitwasprohibitioneraandIwasalonehustlerwithayoungerguydogwholookeduptomeandachickdogwithwhomIhadamutualattraction.Wehelpedsomegangsterwithashipmentonatrainandbecamepartofhiscrew.InthedreamIexperiencedrunningacrosstraintracksandthedesertasadog‑myheadwaslowtothegroundandIwasonallfours.IdodgedpoisonouscreaturesonthesandthatasahumanIcould’vejuststompedonbutasadogIdidn’thavethemassorfootshapetodososuccessfully.Eventually,afteradifficultgangfight,werealisedthatwewerealwaysfightingwithoutthebackupofourgangandthatthebosswasjealousandfearfulofoursuccessandtryingtogetuskilled.ThenIwokeup.

IoncehadadreamwhereIwasTheDoctor.IwasintheTARDISandthenIgotmyselfinaspotofbotherbutjustasIwasabouttobekilledIrememberedthatI'dbeenherebeforeandhadhiddenadevicethatwouldsavemeintherubble.AfterwardsItriedtorememberwhenIhadtraveledtothisplaceandhiddenthedevicebutcouldn'tandonlyvaguelyknewthatithadhappenedatsomepoint.IthenrealisedthatitwasbecauseIhadn'tdoneityetsoIgotintheTARDIS,wentbackintimeandhidthedeviceintherubble.ThenIwokeup.

IhadadreamwhereIwokeupinbedandliftedmyarmuptolookatit.Itfeltwrong,asifwhereIcouldseemyarm,wasnotwhereitactuallywas.IrealisedonceagainthatImustbeluciddreaming.ToproveittomyselfIwouldjumpthroughthewallandstartflying.ThiswasmygotowaytoproveIwasluciddreamingandIhaddoneitmanytimesbefore.Mybedroomwindowisquitelargeandwasalreadyopeninthedream,soIrananddivedthroughthewindow.Ontheotherside,insteadofflying,IfrozeinplaceforamomentinmydivingposelikeaLooneyTunescartoonandrealised"Ah,thisisn'tadreamandIcan'tfly."beforesuddenlyfallingstraightdownata90degreeangle.ThenIwokeup.

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A beautifully crafted statue of Lizard Man Studio. Better than an NFT, this exists ONLY in your imagination.

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Pac-Man sketch done on a Post-it note by Lizard Man Studio.

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A sketch of an extremely cute and scary teddy bear done on a Post-it note.

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Lizard Man Studio sketch of Repton with trusty spade on a Post-it note.

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